but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
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I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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