my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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