Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
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One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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