New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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