What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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