Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
look no pants
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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