He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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