I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
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If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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