And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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