The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
And then the night went full on bisexual.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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