she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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