i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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