North Korea, Best Korea!
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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