I am full of burrito and curiosity
did i walk over a car last night?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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