College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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