so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
People in love make me want to vomit
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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