No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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