That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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