Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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