just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Never underestimate the power of titties
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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