So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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