I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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