She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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