Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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