just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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