Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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