end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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