All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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