it wasn't lemon gatorade
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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