why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
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