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sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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