me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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