I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
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WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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