you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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