her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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