you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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