I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
We talked him into tasing himself.
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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