i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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