STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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