well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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