walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
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I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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