im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
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The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
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