The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
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Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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