glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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