No awkward lesbian experiences without me
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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