Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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