Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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