my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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