The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
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he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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