i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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