the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
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I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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