Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
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No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
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Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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