Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
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I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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