thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
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she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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