do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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