Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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